Oh yeah, totes.

Parodies are allowed under fair use, are they not?

This was my Gadget-Damned idea~!!!! [consumerist.com]

Someone correct me if I am wrong, but don't these meters work in bursts? Meaning they only transmit for like 5 minutes a day, usually at night?

The interference with TV remotes didn't phase you?

That's just Shark Locker Room talk.

Needs more dubstep.

In NJ, some Campus Police Officers have jurisdiction over the entire state. Blows your mind, eh?

Isn't that what Milspec testing is kind of about?

Or set up a go pro at a 90 degree angle to a angled high quality mirror and shoot at the mirror.

It's a shame they haven't had wines in bladders ever before. I guess it will be a steep learning curve.

Try reading the second paragraph.

Need this on the floor of my bathroom.

Mmmmmm, nothing better than a hot dog with a hint of lubricating oil from a piece of high speed steel. I find Marvel's Mystery Oil has a hint of peppermint.

And how do they get them out of such dense jungle? A cool tool known as a "Jungle Penetrator".

But it's paper. Throw it onto the big going-away-bon-type-fire. Are they afraid of catching all the trees in the desert on fire?

Well, to be fair, in each of your options, you are getting exposed to "cancer causing X-Rays". Except your best bet is the last one, where, depending on where/what you live in, you get exposed to far less.

Why would these be going to Iraq and Afghanistan? I thought we were bringing the troops home?

I remember when Diaz did almost this same exact story over 3 years ago. Back then, a pack of smokes in NYC only cost $7.00 and we rode around in rigid airships, called "planes". [gizmodo.com]

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