So he killed Johnny5 and slapped a skateboard deck on him?

And who owns the organic farms and pushes people to buy Organic? The same people who make your "bad item" products.

Nope, you're thinking of cyanide.

No, Apple juice is high in fructose. In fact, it has more fructose than HFCS 55!

Please cite the name of the official who was suing it.

No, I broke Belkin's site.

Where was Jesus? Was he in a small plane again taking pictures? [gizmodo.com]

So a 2lb lens shook an entire house? Do grits also cook faster on her stove?

There was a horse owner who when I believe Andrew or Katrina was coming wrote her phone number on the rumps of her horses, and turned them loose. There was more of a chance of them getting hurt being stuck in a barn or a paddock when a hurricane comes through than if they were running free and let their instincts…

So there is ionizing radiation(just like sunlight) from a passive device under the skin? These things don't even send a signal unless a scanner activates it.

I wonder if my old high school would be listed, as the back soccer field was listed as a heliport for the Brennan's.

Do you like Taco Bell food?

Can I call you "Pup"?

So was this a "stun gun", which can be the shape, size, and look like a cell phone but requires physical contact with whomever you are using it on, or an actual TASER, which is shaped like a gun, and can either be used with a air cartridge that shoots out barbs or in a contact mode like a stun gun? If it was just a…

I.e. the same people that created the prequels and thought Jar-Jar Binks was a good character?

AOLhoo, and it's pronounced just like Yahoo is in the commercials. A-O-L-who.

So would it dissolve the plastic (which is a hydrocarbon), or would it make it become flakes/pieces?

I am a firm believer in it. [twitpic.com]

That should be called "Bat Winging" and be credited to the O'Connell brothers in the movie The New Guy.

No Clarus? Moof!