Methinks someone has forgotten Bionic Commando. Granted, it's not an indie game. But, you know...swinging! And top of that, even more swinging! Circa 1988 no less.

Oh, *that's* what you mean by "swinging"

So your excitement for the announcement of a video game, (ones that you are personally interested in) has surpassed your excitement from playing said games ?

Do you love guns?

Strokin' one hell of a murderboner, man!

"No."

Random thought: could they launch this alongside a new Virtual Console program for GameCube games? (PLEASE?)

Were you in it? What was wrong with it?

As someone who has been playing various tabletop rpg's for the past 2 and a half years, I can vouch for this being the complete truth. Except there's not enough blood in this trailer, we like to start every session off with at least one animal sacrifice and a prayer to Satan our lord. Also M&M's feature a lot more in…

You cannot.

What if the meat moves? What if it SCREAMS? We have to watch.

EA: I would gladly pay you a lot of money if you released DLC so that every time you spawned in, there would be a three or four second delay, as the player sees a black screen, hears the sound of a pipe being hit twice, and then have white text at the bottom with the map name, the name of the sector where they…

Here's the thing though, we know enough about hackers to know that for every white knight out there trying to help there's a million just out there to do stuff like this:

maybe the game spent so long in development that these were actually sharp witted jokes at one point...

In college all the nerdy kids would meet up on the grassy knoll at my school and fence with foam axes, staffs, swords and the like. I was always kind of intrigued (being a deep down nerd myself.)

Old JRPGs, you say? Join the FF5 job fiesta, it starts real soon!

You already have Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy VI.

Keep in mind that all games have gimmicks. The Wii-mote was a gimmick, fatalities in Mortal Kombat are gimmicks, graphics and story have nothing to do do with gameplay, the finishers in God of War are gimmicks, VR goggles are gimmicks. There are so many other popular games that are elevated by useless things, but you…

I am no prude. I have watched my fair share of hentai. I have played erotic visual novels. I once collected a comic called Bondage Fairies. That I still felt a bit creepy touching these images says a lot.