If you tip them well, they may not murder you. But I have heard from many a barista friend that ordering a frappuccino, especially during busy times, will mark one for death.

I grant you your Great Aunt Virginia’s cake is better than Food Network’s cake - but even then, it’s just a chocolate cake with red food coloring! Just eat a chocolate cake, then!

CAN’T UNSEE

Holy shit. Stare at Dim Bulb and unfocus your eyes like your doing on of those 3d paintings.

“Thank you for not raping me” thank you cookies are going to make Pinterest shit itself.

I think I’m going to make cookies like that and give them out on Valentine’s Day

The irony (?) that commenters showed up to “Not all India!” the comments on this "not all men!" campaign... :/

I’ve never killed a woman. You’re welcome ladies.

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

Setting the bar super low, India.

so this is def a Serious Thing? Because I feel like I couldn’t have written a better parody of #notallmen if i tried.

extra annoying since dany’s wedding night in the books was consensual.

It is desert, yes, but there are local tribes which inhabit the area. Just because there isn’t a city there doesn’t mean no one uses it for anything. Aside from which, the area is apparently unclaimed by either Sudan or Egypt not because no one wants it, but because each country is using borders deliniated in two…

Step fucking ONE should be for the screenwriter to change the location to a small, unclaimed, unpopulated island. The family can all go together by boat and have boat adventures on the way and then Swiss Family Robinson (which you already own, Disney!) it up once they get to the island. You can tell the exact same…

On a similar note, I hope this man and his family are forced to give up their US citizenship. Establishing a fucking monarchy is against the entire basic point of this country.

Oh, cool. It’s not like hundreds of years of colonial powers carving up Africa like a turkey without regard for preexisting cultural norms has led to instability that continues to this day. How sweet that this man and his daughter get to continue the tradition of european-descended folks claiming foreign lands without…

Oh, and doms who show it? Those are the guys and gals who walk into a room and own it, the people who have a successful night even without sexual action, who speak with authority and respect (even when they are not! if that makes sense). I’ve had guys (both who were very much not my type) melt me into a puddle just by…

Holy shit, this exact thing happened to me. I was at a leather bar, and this “hot” daddy I had been lusting after for ages finally turned his attention to me, and was hammered, and was like “get on your knees and suck me here and now in front of everyone!”

I chuckled and was like “What? Sorry, newp.” That queen doesn’t…

This is a form of extreme psychological edgeplay that is not everyone’s cup of tea and that most casual kinksters don’t practice. Getting into BDSM theory you have SSC— safe, sane and consensual, which is what most people associate with BDSM. You also have RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink) and PRICK (Personal…