Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.

YOU WILL PRY THEM OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS. Turned shark week into shark day, no cramps, no headaches, and no babies. And now them sweet bitches is free.

I think the majority of people on this thread have been far too kind towards this nonsense and you. Your comment on an article about struggling, newbie fatties easing themselves into a healthy lifestyle is to post what can be found on the net under "Navy SEALS workout". Whether is or isn't truly affiliated with the…

Good gawd. You are a terrible motivator.

Way to be the exact kind of douchebag that makes this article necessary. All the fattyfatfats just need to PUSH AND PUSH HARDER AND GET THE FUCK UP AND SHOOT FOR THE STARS AND BOOTSTRAPS, right?

In the nicest way possible, fuck you.

More and more, ChoamNomsky seems like some kind of shaming-troll. "There will be no coddling. This isn't a pity party." Really? Those words make me think he/she read the article, understood it, and posted his/her response with the express purpose of trying to undermine its message.

No idea! I ended up finding it, and commenting on my own post to show it though!

I am not disagreeing that she should face consequences. I just think it's immensely stupid to charge anyone with a felony for distributing their own image. Part of the reason why child pornography laws are so stringent is because of who the victims are. But there isn't a victim here. There's a stupid teenager who did…

Is that the article Lindsay Ellis raged about?

When I have kids, and they want a cell phone, they're getting a basic device with talk and plain text only, once they're 18 they can get whatever the hell they want.

SEA-HAWKS!

No. some perspective please. The biggest tragedy here was the loss of 3 lives including this heroic boy. Making political points, however valid, so soon after a tragedy serve to cheapen it. I know that's how the online world works. I wish it were otherwise.

It's always upsetting to learn that dick pics hold little to no power over women.

You do remember that Queenie betrayed LaLaurie right? If I were a racist/serial killer/blood bather who started to see good in a race only to be betrayed, I assume that my original assumptions were correct and go back upon my merry racist/serial killing/blood bathing ways.

4Chan VS Feminism: Men who never get laid in the first place putting a lock on never getting laid again ever. Period.

Of course 4Chan are going to be confused about feminism - it's not like they talk to many women in the first place.

I liked the ending. It suited book Sookie. All she ever wanted was a normal life and a man she couldn't read without all the vamp drama. Mission accomplished. Liked the last sex scene. It's not as dog-eared in my copy as the shower scene, but I liked it nonetheless.

Just FYI...this person is not worth engaging. I can't even tell you the disgusting comments I've already dismissed from this commenter. All they want is attention.

I think the Daya/John relationship tends to be more analogous to a 17-yr-old (minor) having consensual sex with an 18-yr-old (adult). Technically the law qualifies this as statutory rape (well, it depends on the state's law... this is an analogy, ok!), but most, if not all, outside observers probably would not call it…

Sparklers aren't vampires. I don't know what the heck those things are.