Oh ugh! That reminds me of someone I had when I worked at a Safeway deli. I knew they were the newest person, but they were SCREAMING about not being helped (even though we tried to help in the order people arrived)

So, I help her out. She's getting chow mein and broccoli beef. Now, she begins yelling at me for not…

Late to the party, I know.. but did you read that letter? How about the part about when in doubt, get more booze? Trying over again when she's not into it?

so apparently it's not rape if you make out first? You learn something new every day.

I feel the same way. At first, i laughed a lot. Like, reading "My Horizontal Life", or "Are You There, Vodka?" but lately it's just horrible.

Mmm.. I dont know about that. I recall reading an article done in Jane magazine, ages ago. The guy also would try to talk journalists into giving him blowjobs and shit. And get them in front of journalists, while just staring at them, IIRC.

Objectification? This screams it. Dehumanization? The fact that they wouldnt take this photo of a male? You must have seen the ones they do of females in their clothes compared to males...

Oh, thats where I was a barista! (well, and a few other places, but mostly Starbucks). Ugh it drove me nuts. Especially the people who reach over YOUR counter. Like, grabbing things from my work station. Stop that, it's gross.

Do you get creepy creepers at yours? I think I have this weird aura that attracts creeps and…

good to know! i see them and keep thinking "you really need to try that..." but the broke wins over the ease bit. but i really dislike pre-portioning things out (even though its really so much better for me. i tend to gorge without noticing when ive surpassed my recommended potion)

They do have those! I've seen them at Target. Theyre in these little boxes, and they have like.. hummus, summer sausage, tuna salad... Theyre called picnic boxes, or something.

I know this isnt quitttte the same thing.. But maybe you're a bit misguided on what kids do and do not find... I dunno, digestible? I've been reading Stephen King since I was eight years old.

I was a barista for a while. We'd get people asking for HALF percent milk. Not 1%... not Half and Half. HALF percent. She wanted half non-fat and half 1%. That same lady also wanted you to use a quarter of a packet of splenda, and half a packet of equal in her latte.

Yeah, manatee grey was a real color they use for all their things, like towels. I've been skeptical of jez's reporting on them since. Also, target.com is ran by yahoo, that's why their prices don't match up all the time - ask anyone at the service desk.

I'm sad that from what I did see of that Lisa Landry clip.. it isnt some of her standup. But yeah. And the Comedy Central bit she did was awesome.

I love her joke about "Abortions aren't for everyone. Theyre like children that way."

It wont let me edit my previous comment. I went to go find a Morgan Murphy clip, because I didn't recognise her up there. Wow.

I havnt seen THIS clip, but this girl makes me laugh so hard, Lisa Landry.

I've like, never seen a bad word about Beyonce here? I don't proofread every single article.. But I think maybe you should lay off the crack, maybe? Stop reading multiple webpages and assuming it's all the same page because it's all on the internet?

I've never done it myself... but I've sometimes had like, five or ten hour first dates. The guy I almost married was a ten hour first date. So I could definitely see it happening.

GOTHARD. GOTHARD. HIS NAME IS GOT HARD. /headdesk