“gravitas” is not how I would describe the “just fuck my shit up fam” styling of the Civic Type R.

“visual gravitas of the Civic type R”

I assume you mean comical absurdity.  it is _literally_ the dumbest looking car in history.

yeah but if you buy the Velostar you don’t have to own a volkswagen product!

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

I’m going to stance a Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet all the way to the ground, so low it’ll have extra little rollers welded to the underside just so it won’t get stuck on driveways. It’ll handle like a sea turtle getting around on land, but look better because it’s a convertible and not a turtle. Yeah. Then I’ll put…

Good. Deserves all the hate and more. Ruined a perfectly good sports car.

The $89 mig welder broke so they used toothpaste instead.

You forgot “expensive.”

The people who get new Range Rovers have to give them back when their leases are up.

No Holland and Holland gun rack option.

Just so I’m clear... this isn’t a real article?

Fossi is the lawyer and director for Stewart Rahr’s tax avoidance foundation. Rahr made his billion by scamming the American medical system through overcharging for drugs.

Although, if you can’t afford a six-year-old Kia, you’re pretty fucked.

Someone told her not to worry about the car catching fire since she’d be underwater on her loan.

Gap insurance next time?

It’s gonna be Mustang GT performance for a Z06 price.

“Because video games take away car sales.”

Toyota are twats. WHY CAN’T I DRIVE AN MR2 IN FORZA TOYOTA! I HATE YOU!

Here’s what I took away from this article: