A few years back I found a VW Phaeton for ten grand on AutoTrader.

“You can shift gears once you put it into manual mode without needing a clutch. Kind of like using paddle shifters, but with a stick.”

Found the Mustang fan

So....you went way out of your way to bring us a shitty picture, while you likely had a phone in your pocket that would have done a better job.

“Jedi” is plural in the title. We’ve known that for months. This is nonsense.

There is no way I’d have allowed this shit to be on my phone, had I had one, when I was in high school.

The cacophony of “blue eyes wight dragon” memes will be unbearable.

Good thing you brought up Man in the High Castle and Handmaid’s Tale, those both *totally* glorify the alternate realities in which they take place.

VCR player?

See, I *am* a communist, so being called one doesn’t bother me. But yeah, hardly anyone, especially people that use “communist” as a derisive adjective frequently, knows what the hell communism is.

He’s a billionaire, acting like a billionaire.

Woah, this one humidifier that puts out an order of magnitude or several more humidity than this one humidifier can remove wins?????

Nintendo means “that Japanese video game company deathly afraid of sound business decisions.”

Woah, it’s almost as if base price is the price before options or something. 🙄

*cop to his buddies*

Hahahahahaha, it’s funny and you’re cool because you don’t like an enormously successful movie franchise responsible for making fuck knows how many people give a shit about cars.

I noticed some mistakes in this list: several episodes of DS9 were included.

Or, ya know, press the “I’m not driving” button that’s shown in the article.

Asking the important questions, here.

Yeah, but then if they *do* hide a real ending and real endgame behind that pay wall, think of the scores of people that will be pissed off.