If you won’t buy a used Ferrari once owned by a terrible person, you will never buy a used Ferrari.

i shrieked when i saw this live. it was the loudest screaming associated with a Stephen Smith since

At least it’s not in Comic Sans.

And by well maintained, I mean it has one working brake and more than three tires inflated at the same time.

“Hey, I didn’t get a Pahrump outta that guy!”

It really didn’t look bad at all. I liked how he casually checks the results while still going over 200mph.

Spoken like a true Patriot with Liberty.

Apparently life for a dog is also about the journey and not the destination. Thank you, thank you, I’ll just dart my way to the door now.

The dog was just putting that unfortunate car down.

honestly who doesn’t think the journey deserved it?

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Man, I really look forward to reading this article in two months at my dentists office.

Mad Pooper in a landslide. Went places these others just wouldn’t.

You’re giving Bill way too much credit. It’s about as clear a dive as you can get. There’s really no nuance here.

Hi Andrew.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE!!

I read that as Gilbert Arenas Captures The Beautiful Chaos Of 100-Player Battlegrounds.

When you post without a title it makes it confusing Nathan. In any case, awesome detail by Blizzard here <3