The ref has the perfect disappointed Dad reaction

Fake out...

I'm thinking the opposite: I'd rather have a guy in charge who actually experienced driving crazy cars with massive power in an era with terrible safety, not to mention almost died himself and has to live with a disfigured appearance to this day because of it. He has himself put his life on the line and faced terrible…

"Wait a minute. Are those PENGUINS?"

I am not sure if you guys know this, but Argentina lost the war.

"Cain was able..."

2 Balls - 1 Strike

Firefly fans are the fucking worst.

Enjoy that flight home Dennis.

Fun fact: A few years back Ford Racing actually offered a parts kit to swap a 4.6 DOHC Cobra motor into your Focus.

He let's them have a knife?!

That was damn amazing! The guy came out of the car before the jacking even started.

Strange, usually testing their piss is more accurate.

That Camry has SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND.

That is the number of miles it feels like to get to Target when you're 14 and your mom is at work.

By request of some of you.

After this aired it was announced that South Park will be suspended for three weeks.

Tweeting and fucking hashtags from an attorney regarding a rape case? My god, Jameis thinks that's petty and juvenile. It's also untimely. Why "reveal" this now and not when it happened? This is turning into an A1 clusterfuck of scumbags. Can't wait for more!

I'm just happy to see Ernie Hudson still working.

Worst show ever.