Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

"I ain't got time for all these new fangled Myfaces and Spacebooks and TweetPods that the kids use these days...I'm here to win games and injure our QB dammit!"

Bud Selig: I have come here to chew bubblegum and suspend PED users. And I am all out of ...

So...should I drop him from my fantasy team?

I just think it's a nice coincidence that the Yankees' OPS is also Jim Leyritz's blood-alcohol level.

This is also a better fundraising plan than the one his former employer, the Boston Globe, has undertaken, which involves putting Bob Ryan in a dress and having him stand on a streetcorner offering to tell you stories about Bill Russell's defense in the adjoining alley for $20 a pop.

Could you please do some guest spots for MLB Network so you can tell Mitch Williams and Harold Reynolds that they don't know what the fuck they're talking about?

Hiring: One transcriber, telecommuting allowed. Must have typing, basic web skills, and the ability to read Mr. Gammons' handwriting. After Mr. Gammons writes his daily article, we will send you a picture of his computer screen. You must respond within 15 minutes that the writing is legible, as we need to begin…

Some of these are so damned funny. I love this series.

Rex is going without his bro tonight, presumably because he didnt have one that matched his jorts.

Damn, it looks like Drew gained all of his weight back.

This team makes me drink - Jets

which one is rex ryan

Hey man, they didnt go there to play marketing!

Tino has a wife and three children. Why'd they fire him? That's ten percent of the paid attendance gone, right there.

SWEEP THE REDLEGS.

No hitting coach. Coach hit you!

That picture is a bit of a stretch. Everybody knows that people in Cleveland only wear suits for wedding, funerals and, most commonly, court appearances.

I always feel like the shit Canseco gets from journalists is because he made them look so bad for being such absolute ballwashers for Mark and Sammy.