One look at this car and you'll probably laugh. It's had terrible aerodynamics, appears to be made out of a used refrigerator, and contained more vents than anything, ever. However, both entries finished among only 13 in a field of 49 entries. It was named the Chenard et Walcker Tank. That's right, Tank:

This is somewhat similar to the missing garden gnome taken from a small garden:

How much air requires the use of such gaudy and crooked front air ducts. Also, can we expect to see Shaq actually getting into the car during the next commercial, or will it only take .00001 seconds like the last one? Just kidding! But seriously, what is the expected resale value in 6 years relative to the number…

I called this a mile away. This is going to the Supreme Court, and it will be a comedic performance of epic proportions with the bad guy winning.

"If you wear more wrist bands than Sheena Easton in 1986, give me front row seats, and wear these Buddy Holly glasses, I can help you. Just don't call me Dr. Quinn, or you'll die a thousand deaths. I'm tired of that shit."

A lay-person like myself tends to think these game developers working with a manufacturer could create their models together, thereby realizing monetary savings AND commercial exposure for both sides. It's no secret that vehicle manufacturers buy and thoroughly study vehicles from other makers. They both might as…

The funny thing is that most everyone in attendance would go to Belmont next year without a second thought if there were another Triple Crown candidate. If they wouldn't go, there would be another few thousand people that would be willing to take their place. Traffic sucks. Deal with it.

Posting this piece only provides validity to the individuals who think the image is totally awesome and should be shown to everyone. Don't give them the satisfaction of providing any sort of disagreeable emotional feedback to them.

I still love these things, but my over analyzing brain would never allow me to buy one. There's an 8-series in outstanding condition running around in Northland Kansas City. I've never been able to see it up close, but it's like seeing Frank Sinatra, Scarlett Johansson or a meteor. Before I realize what I've seen,…

Kalas is defying unwritten rule #491. You know what that means.

Wasn't Sterling declared incompetent to make decisions for the Trust a couple of days ago? Why is he suddenly able to sell the team? More importantly, where are the anonymous doctors who were able to declare that a person doesn't have the ability to make high-dollar decisions on behalf of an entity? This really…

The worst misnomer is when anyone, especially professionals, call an engine a motor. It's not a fucking motor every-NASCAR-commentator-ever! It does not run on electricity if it's not a direct recipient of electricity. In fact, it's the opposite since it helps keep the battery charged in most vehicles on the planet.

Here's how I see it as a regular person with an average job with average responsibilities: Any negotiation results in a winner and loser. Car salespeople (or anyone selling on a quasi-barter system) are trying to get as much of my money as possible while I'm trying to save money because I have a child and/or bills…

The lack of tunnel takes "hey, drive for second while I light this doober" to a whole new level.

The real unanswered question still remains: Will Vivian Stiviano still wear her Oakley welding helmet everywhere or not?

That entire game was one of the most fascinating and peculiar games to watch in a long time, at least as a Royals fan. Billy Butler getting thrown out at first base by a great throw from RF, Encarnacion scaring the bejesus out of everyone who isn't a Blue Jays fan, and Angel Hernandez calling the game as only he can.…

Normally it's 'pull my finger'. Bud Black figured out how to 'push' his finger. It's science guys.

I viewed the white prototype in Road & Track several months ago. Ever since, the one question I couldn't find an answer to is: How does adding a spoiler reduce overall coefficient drag (cD)? Even the information I've obtained on several years of F1 doesn't provide an answer.

What we don't see is a change in the roles of CEO, CFO, President and Executive Vice President (never understood EVP, regardless of how big a company is. Does he get access to the 'Executive' shitter?). Keeping the existing company leadership in charge, the proverbial plane is still aiming directly into the…

The one thing that could potentially save the Dolphins from a huge payout is that they are in fucking Florida.