And the best weapon against his nemesis?

Perhaps they are trying to make the best of a bad situation. Figure skating in America isn't exactly something most sports fans want to watch. What other event requires music and questionably fancy outfits to get a possibly better score?

Instead of a tire vs. tarmac, maybe this could be manipulated for brain vs. skull.

"Oh hell. Shrinkage strikes again. Time to get some of those plaid numbers that the dude holding a Playboy has."

Did someone say tank?

Flying clothesline: Totally acceptable. Hugging another man: You don't exist.

On a positive note, at least we'll be able to buy these cars in a few years and pull the engine to install in our 350z. Glory is ours!

While having a prop was somewhat exciting in the 90s (oh man, he brought out a teammate in sitting in a chair!!), they need to be eliminated along with any excessive post-dunk hullabaloo such as 'crowning', Drake, or old people with tablets that have no idea how they actually work (old people trying to handle newer…

Perhaps a few more categories should be added:

In a vile, angry sort of thinking, is it possible that the second-tier GM brass are trashing their new CEO? One would think that someone with such vocal brand power would have come up with a better response than 'I don't know'.

Kalaf is abandoning actual sports news for dirty thoughts.

We in KC are wonderful fans. When you put loyalty against playoff victories, you won't find a better ratio. I don't understand it either. Most of my friends spend two months of income on tickets and tailgating at Arrowhead. It's quite a cultural experience.

I haven't been to many museums focused on cars, but I have been here. It was a wonderful day in 2004. There were new buyers training on the track in their new 360s and we even saw an Enzo cruising down the street. The whole town breathes Ferrari. Another great feature was the lack of ropes around the cars. They…

It's time for the Colonel Klink contingency plan:

How come only the leaders fall down like they're dead but everyone else behind them doesn't? The guy/gal that comes in 15th is probably tired as hell too, but they don't fall down like Willem Dafoe in Platoon. This has been going on for years. Enough with the excessive drama. Leave that crap to the ice 'dancers'.

NO ONE steals "Skid" Mark McCormick's Coyote X and gets away with it. As anyone can see, it must be examined like one's own child before attempting to drive it. No need to warm it up.

I just watched the whole 8+ minutes of that Isuzu Gemini video. Now I'm wondering why that side by side tandem driving throughout the city isn't an olympic event. Dancing cars. How could the world not love this?

No one disrespects the Putin. No one!:

The South Beached Whale Diet.

This year we get to see a boob sitting in his seat surrounded by armed security while pretending concussions don't cause permanent damage and cheerleaders exists solely to promote his 'shield'. What a treat!