My iPhone isn't telling me what to do! Siri, help a brutha out! SIRI, ANSWER MY SILENT CALLS!...Screw it, toupee.com it is.

And the opposite of Jayson Carter:

"There's vaseline on his shoe!" - Cardinal's fans

I've watched this one way too many times. The driver's commentary is wonderful. Note the jeans.

Have you read any article about the NSA? You're being tracked regardless. Might as well save the money and get a huge amount of options than sticking with your 'trusted' method via the local thrift shop.

Beyond food, 90% of my shopping is done through Amazon. Hell, I'd rather pay a bit more (which I usually don't have to) and wait for my 2-day shipping through Prime than deal with Wal-Mart any day. I can also drink, wear whatever I want, watch TV and eat a burrito without worrying about my dignity, though apparently…

A true Schiano man wouldn't wear glasses, because glasses are for nerds who play with those computer things.

Being fat + teenage anger =

What the hell is a 'shipping'? Signed, average American whom took chemistry in high school.

Well...I guess it's better than Arizona, USA like the London Bridge...

Phone manufacturers: Give us fully flexible phones or pipe down until you have. Flexibility is the new 'it' factor that will make you billions. Everything else is merely a step in the right direction.

Can't wait to see this:

Both Mike Oxhard and Phil Mianus better watch their Ps and Qs. Francesa will rat you out in a HAWTBEAT!

The moral compass on his wrist seems to be pointing directly south.

Right you are, sir!

I truly believe he was attempting to get an interference call. This is the worst baseball flop I've ever seen.