My iPhone isn't telling me what to do! Siri, help a brutha out! SIRI, ANSWER MY SILENT CALLS!...Screw it, toupee.com it is.

And the opposite of Jayson Carter:

"There's vaseline on his shoe!" - Cardinal's fans

I've watched this one way too many times. The driver's commentary is wonderful. Note the jeans.

A true Schiano man wouldn't wear glasses, because glasses are for nerds who play with those computer things.

Both Mike Oxhard and Phil Mianus better watch their Ps and Qs. Francesa will rat you out in a HAWTBEAT!

The moral compass on his wrist seems to be pointing directly south.

Right you are, sir!

I truly believe he was attempting to get an interference call. This is the worst baseball flop I've ever seen.

Unable to to manage self-control, Antonio Cromartie has already broken this rule fifty-two times since noon yesterday. Visiting Chipotle sent him over the edge.

No wei!

"[Grunt]...Back baby! Whoooo!"

Conscious - "Raise eyebrows. Look surprised ALL THE TIME. DON'T look like a Kansas hick or a Manning brother. Keep workin' it, bro! I'm totally like Beiber. Must watch more video of Candian hip-hop when I get back to the dorm."

"gotta look like Beiber. GOTTA LOOK LIKE BEIBER!"

"If the refs don't call it, then it's fine by me" - Coach K. Also, get your damn finger off the 'trigga'! You're wearing a 'let's go to the rib buffet' sweatsuit for God's sake.

I think you meant 'Werd lyfe!'

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