I also asked a Brooklyn-based bartender if anyone has ever ordered a “vodka Diet Coke” from him in his many years of bartending. His reply: “Never. Not once. Because it’s not a cocktail.”

Majestic.

Hey brother!

*Baby picks Eddie in Tekken 3, never gets hit*

90 degrees of wasteland.

It’s everything about the wild nature...

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Can we agree right off the bat that everyone that leaves “feature callout” in the orange box is disqualified? >_<

You now hear Wrecking Ball being sung by James Earl Jones.

EAGLE!

Dammit, I saw him 20 times when I didn't need him!

When you see it....

I am! You'd be surprised Mark, I went 22 minutes without internet. Turns out, all the woodland creatures here have mobile devices! The chipmunks have mined ore and smelted it into primative broadband antennas! I'm using an I-pad made of maple bark. Somethings happening....The squirrels are singing, I can hear faint…