Blasphemy. Apples do not belong on grilled cheese.

The next sketch needs to feature “Trump” watching SNL, getting all huffy and then tweeting about it. Maybe he can cry in Ivanka’s arms, too.

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Oh my gosh I just saw this episode and that’s EXACTLY what I thought of.

Can we start a go fund me for Donald and the transition team to get the entire collection of West Wing?

Trump can’t even lie correctly. Not that his drooling supporters care.

Trump and Pence are like a choose your own dystopia adventure: 1984 or The Handmaiden’s Tale.

You know what, Hillary is wealthy, white and well-connected, barring nuclear war, she’s going to weather the next 4 (of please god not 8) years perfectly fine and I don’t begrudge her one second of it. She’s dedicated her life to public service and all she’s gotten in return is steaming pile after steaming pile of…

Omg it’s like having a preteen for president.

Translation: he is an idiot.

OK, now I support a recount.

Jesus fucking Christ. They’re going to kablam the world.

There should always be stars for Princess Bride references

Pretty sure it just meant kick out the Democrats.

That’s why people keep doing screen grabs of his Tweets. Like when he went through and deleted his “revolution” Tweets from 2012.

Possibly deleted. Like when he went through and deleted all of those ones from 2012 where he called for a revolution, when he thought that Romney won the popular vote. Those were quite inconvenient for him when he lost the popular vote.

I think he likes the immediate gratification of twitter. He says something and right away it gets retweeted. He sees that as implicit support even when a lot of those people are retweeting because it’s a bashit insane statement. But Trump gets to point to that lovely little number of retweets and the number of…

I stopped giving a flying flip about his tweets a couple of weeks ago. He is just a toddler pounding away on the keyboard. HOWEVER, you better believe I am watching his actions. His tweets can do jack to me. His choices in nominations can. His allowing his kids to sit in on what should be private meetings can. His…

Doesn’t this seem like one of those disaster films in which a divergent cast of misfits must unite to save the world?