I know, but if he really is playing eight-dimensional chess, we should all stop giving his fucking tweets any attention!

I still just don’t know if these are brilliant manipulations/diversionary tactics in which Trump is the master and the press and the rest of us are the jumping, drooling, pretty stupid dogs, or he really is this out of control. Maybe it’s a mix of both?

Looks like it comes out 2017 so YAY TO 2017 BEING SHITTY TOO

I need a cathartic fifth of whiskey and a manservant.

Yes, I know.

It’s this lie that makes voter ID laws seem reasonable and not like the voting suppression techniques they actually are.

It’s actually not like that at all. Stein has nothing to do with the possibility of ballot tampering in those 3 key states. Also, Stein’s margin is so tiny (only 1 million votes total; barely 1%) that even if Clinton had gotten all those votes, she still may have lost the electoral college, especially considering that…

She’s filing for a recount because Hillary can’t. Even if you hate Stein, this is important.

Woohoo! Something good from CNN!

He didn’t do this; we did- it was already done. We let language and discourse and critical thinking and truth go down the tubes. He was just the first to figure out how to take advantage of it.

This is what he does. He stoops unbelievably, shockingly, appallingly low and then when he inevitably stands up again, everyone pretends that he’s had a change of heart and maybe he’s not such a monster after all. Repeat this pattern often enough, and it’s how people like Mitt Romney and Linsdey Graham come to seem…

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

“The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, but the sand of the colliseum. He’ll bring them death, and they’ll love him for it!” ~ Sen. Gracchus in Gladiator as bread is being thrown to the masses.

Little do we know Conway is actually trying to help us. She keeps blinking “you idiots, you’re getting duped!” in morse code into the camera, but no one is paying attention!

None. In fact it’s going to put a YUGE stress on the Secret Service. West wing addressed this in detail with President Elect Santos.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

You should bring the sherry to my house because I need it for some baking.

Hmmm, maybe I did unknowingly. The trolls are out in force today so I’ve probably got dismiss trigger finger!

I’ll take two.