It would be better if he didn’t understand.

Ground wasps are the biggest assholes ever.

I can’t believe I almost forgot - A POND FULL OF OTTERS!!

They are amazing for getting rid of bugs. They even eat hornets and ground wasps, which I’m deathly allergic to. Plus the perk of real eggs with large orange yolks, mmmm.

dog food rendering plant

I have chickens as pets and I beg to differ. Agrobusiness’ poor maintenance and mistreatment for profit is the cause of the stench.

I can only imagine yikes like I’m actually gagging. It is the smell that wakes you in the morning and forces you to go to sleep at night.

I love Return to Oz. I like to think she learned how to be creepy as fuck from that.

Imagine if the boys should show up to prom with backless tuxes and cutouts in protest?

You guys, I think someone’s just messin’ with us.

Of course the most informative, most relevant comment is in the gray.

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I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

Thanks. For all who wonder I just thought I’d share my eulogy for my mom not because I’m still sad but because I wrote it for all mom’s out there and what they mean to us. And I thought it was very appropriate for mothers day. So Happy Mother’s Day to all the mom’s out there. :)

And technically she has William’s dad’s name too, since Charlotte is the feminine version of Charles.

Best bit of the night (second only to the “anger translator” bit).

Thank you! Me too! I’m hoping that one say I’ll be set free by a generous Jez writer. pleeeaase :)

I haven’t had my coffee yet, so I don’t get it. halp I’m an idiot!

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.