Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.

Love the outfit and the Stand reference. Whiny jerks.

Starred for Stephen King reference!

Do you think it's antisocial or rude for me to wear clothing that hurts people? Is there optical illusion clothing etiquette that I'm too gauche to know?

It's a gun, not a security blanket.

He's Minnesotan. She should have brought Hotdish.

veritable penile cornucopia

I save bread!

I just think maybe he could have a beautiful friendship with "I save bread!"-guy from an earlier Behind Closed Oven ;)

I just keep hearing "Everything's free in Amer-ee-ca" from West Side Story.

I just finished re-reading this; it is in his Nightmares and Dreamscapes book. I hadn't pulled this short story collection out in years, but it is definitely worth the read!

I love your The Long Winter reference, but I'm in Northern Minnesota, and so the rest is quaint.

when this came up on my phone but hadn't yet loaded the pic, I pictured the "singer" Pit Bull and it was a way different story.

I glossed over the title and was intrigued by how candid "Pitbull" of mediocre music notoriety was being regarding his strange phobia. It made me almost like Pitbull for half-a-second.

This video is way better though.

Not to be all #notallminnesotans but I also grew up in MN and that was nothing like my experience. Maybe you just had crappy friends and neighbors?

god has soooo many bitches

Professor Levy-Pounds knows what the fuck she's talking about. Minneapolis police - like a lot of police departments - have a history and culture of over-policing, using too much force, and generally acting like racist shitheads in communities of color. Mayor Hodges and Chief Harteau have been working to make…