I feel like Pitt and Clooney would have gotten drunk one day and decided that they would make up crazy stories like that about each other to tell the media. I would like them both better for it if that was the case.

"To Wong Foo..." is still my favorite.

I also once dropped a handful of frozen tater tots into a saucepan of super hot oil... Biggest fireball I've ever made in my kitchen. Rad and terrifying all at the same time. Now I know why they say to defrost them before frying. Also, the fact that it was on a gas burner probably didn't help matters.

Stars for everyone! Well played.

Every person in this thread is a winner in my book.

Not as much as these guys:

Let's be best friends now!

99.99% sure the Lindsay Lohan tweet is a Mean Girls reference. Which is amazing.

When I was 15 I used to steal my parents car in the middle of the night, drive 15 miles through LA to my girlfriend's apartment, where she would sneak up to the roof so as to avoid her ex naval officer father hearing us and subsequently murdering me, and have gross teenager sex until 6am. Then, because my girlfriend…

Have you tried a gentle leader for walking? My dog was the worst on a leash but after a few walks with the leader it was like a whole different dog.

i really wanted to do the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster this year! I think instead we're going to do Maude Lebowski and Jesus. Or Maude and the Dude. Actually both of those would make great gender-swap costumes, too.

Grayscale costume again. Spent a good amount of money on the fancy gray body makeup and gray wig a couple years ago, probably gonna keep doing this until the makeup is gone so it doesn't go to waste. In a new city, so no one around here will know I'm recycling my costume. Shhhhh....

If you were at my house and suggested this game I would stab you in the face. But in a nice way.

Being geologists makes this adorable. Don't be ashamed.

I second Liesl's dress. I also desperately wanted Elisabeth Shue's dress from Adventures in Babysitting as a kid.

oh i totally get that! it SHOULDN'T be but considering all the stories we have of men, women and CHILDREN being told that the way their hair grows out of their head is not just unprofessional, but BAD, i would say it's a situation that requires addressing and has become political.

I agree!

I read this entire thing in Garrison Keeler's voice. He gets all the accolades, she get's all the mockery, but it's the same damn thing.

If I weren't already a reader, the dis from the Five would draw me right in.

I'm a pain puker too. Actually, just about any physical insult results in me puking. I feel like I should have a warning tattooed somewhere prominent on my body. It just... sucks.