That Christmas card is like the Sistine Chapel and AHS: Coven went to Vegas and had a shotgun wedding. Holy crap. I can't look at it directly. It's like a blingee come to life.

I will ignore this HIPSTER NONSENSE and instead declare that it's been too long since I watched the Heartbreaker video, and it totes made my Friday.

This entire performance was like something that Stefon had a nightmare about.