My kid used to have this Fischer Price Laugh and Learn puppy until one night over the baby monitor, I hear it in my son's room: "Be my friend!" That sucker was in the dumpster in less than two minutes.

Norman Reedus played him in the movie The Conspirator.

My husband and I went to a Halloween Party yesterday and then to an Under the Sea themed adult prom (come in prom attire from any decade). We went as Lorraine Baines and Marty McFly. Here's my dress that I made on the right. The one on the left is the real dress from the movie.

But did he tell him that because it was real or because they like to make up stories? They've created such a web of deceit that now we will never know. And I like them both better for it.

According to a Clooney interview in Esquire, he did this once:

Mine is the X-Files theme. Except for during the Holidays when it is the theme from Elf. I will defend my right along with you!

This seems like a good place to put this:

We watched Red Dawn in high school history class. I had the best teachers.

Anyone think that pie is an "Eat my shit!" pie? Because it sure looks like Minny's.

Kind of like when my 80 year old grandma said of Martha Stewart: "That bitch. I could show her a thing or two."? Because that is a feud I can get behind.

I learned this the hard way too when I did the hard-boiled egg in the oven trick. It works great unless you forget the take them out after 45 minutes and they overheat and then when you do take them out they explode. One by one. Like that scene in Ghostbusters, but only way messier.

Also, do not spray Pam on a pan that is over an open flame. Huge ball of flame and I could have blown some shit up.

I put a wet sponge in the microwave to sanitize it, but pressed 20 minutes instead of 2 minutes. Fire as well.

I learned that peeled hardboiled eggs thrown into the ceiling fan make a horrendous mess in the kitchen. And that jello jigglers do, in fact, stick to the ceiling.

All the points for the Real Genius reference!

I started a steamy affair with a fellow student while away at Field Camp one summer for college. HE: was a smart, sexy engineering student who played bass and was not afraid to use, or teach, wrestling moves in bed. SHE (Me): a nice, good girl with a long-time boyfriend who was at the time, unbeknownst to me, at home…

Thank you so much for your fantastic letter to the editor in my small MN town. You were spot-on, and way to call people out on their BS!

One night my high school boyfriend and I were lying on the bed in his room, it was that magic teenage time right before sex but just after you've hung out and talked (like the whole night has been verbal foreplay, you know?) and the song "Come a Little Bit Closer" by Jay & the Americans came on. Yes, I dated a…

My daughter and I literally just saw this today at the library. It was on the shelf of "Books You May Have Missed." My eight-year-old desperately wanted to check it out but I wouldn't let her. No way.

She's technically correct though. It's one of those words like "dove" vs dived and "ain't". If enough people are wrong, they become right.