They're certainly not comparable, the two are nothing alike other than having guns and soldiers.

Two mediocre takes for the price of one:

In some corner of the Internet where I'm too lazy to look, there's an old quote from Charley Rosen that LeBron James would never become an NBA superstar because the release point on his jumpshot was too low. Even he wasn't desperate enough to hate on him for his "poor interview skills." [rolls eyes]

This. There is nothing wrong with data mining as long as it's anonymous and focused on aggregated data, rather than in getting every single piece of data about you, including identifiable data and selling it to a third party.

This is a really great way to recycle all those WE WANT OBAMA shirts from the previous election cycle.

Son of a journeyman NBA player, raised abroad, probably has trouble socializing with players from more traditional American backgrounds, expected to be the next Player X. I'm eagerly awaiting the 2020 version of Shaquille O'Neal to ask Wiggins how his ass taste.

I really hate the one-and-done thing. With athletes like this leaving after only one season, and refusing to play for free, NCAA profit margins are being slashed.

Purrcy Harvin

Champ Balinese.

Paying respect to The Fish..

The Kotaku Pointing Fish, AKA the Kotaku NSFW Fish, was invented by me in a post from 2007 http://kotaku.com/232781/you-got…

Out of curiosity, why do you use fish when covering up stuff? Personally, I'd like to see kittens.

Let me try let me try!
I am going to fuck her without a condom and cum in her cunt.

No, not "heckling and teasing" — illegal workplace harassment and threats of violence.

America wanted to know what goes on inside an NFL locker room, demanding more and more access and more and more information from the media for years. Well, they found out, and now they want to forget what they learned and go back to the blissful ignorance they had before.

Has anyone mentioned the fact that Incognito's best buddy on the team is an accused gun-runner and an associate of an alleged serial killer? All the internet tough guys that played ball back in the day probably didn't have to deal with THAT in the locker room. This is way off the charts for typical locker room…

You know, didn't they just do hard knocks there last year? If this was really going on as crazy as they said, wouldn't we have some B-roll of this. I mean if it is as frequent and obvious as Martin is claiming. Not saying he's wrong it's a honest question. Why has no one gone to HBO?

"I am going to flick her without a condom and cook in her condo."

It's also worth mentioning how Thurgood Marshall, the first African-American Supreme Court Justice and a Baltimore native, was rejected by the University of Maryland School of Law due to segregationist policies. Then he went to Howard University, became a lawyer, then argued Brown v. Board of Education, and won the…