You wish to cross a hag fish and a spider into some genetic nightmare of legs and a tentacle like body? No good can come of that. None! But I want to grab a sketchbook now. Hmmmmmm. :)

So they've received a sauce-and-desist order?

Great. You still need the energy to drive the process, which isn't a big deal if you've already gone ahead and built a nuclear reactor into your aircraft carrier, but hey.

Captain David Mitchell piloting here!

This was easily a top-5 episode in my book, along with the paintball eps and the zombie ep. I'm 37 so i totally got it and it was perfect, although i could see how it would be confusing as hell for anyone who didnt grow up with GI Joe. Even the "commercials" were spot-on.

I saw we go back to the 1970s-1990s "worm" logo just to fuck with them.

The Guardian's April Fool's post can be found here.

Let me get this straight. Somebody at a supper (or Passover Seder) had the foresight to save Jesus' cup. This was not at a restaurant, it was the "upper room" of a "house". Nobody (except Jesus if you believe in the magical power of precognition) knew this was "the last supper", and afterward I believe the Apostles…

Sure, and this stick I have is Harry Potter's wand. I'm always amused by the efforts to track down the 'real' grail. The story of the grail didn't exist previous to the 12th century, where it originated in a work of fiction, Chrétien de Troyes unfinished romance, Perceval, le Conte du Graal. The grail itself is a…

What I find inexcusable is that NASA spends so much effort working on how to help people live in zero G, rather than figuring out how to provide a minimum G environment.

On his show Castle on ABC he's made several references to Firefly. Once he wore his actual outfit from his days as Captain Reynolds on the show for his Halloween Costume. I totally had a geek squee then. I'm pretty sure he's going to try to make a reference like that in anything he does.

I do particularly love a random, WTF cameo (like Tom Morello or The Rock in Star Trek Voyager or Stephen King showing up in his own book). But the cameo that filled me with utter surprise and delight recently was LeVar Burton's second Community sighting as Troy's boating companion. Totally grin-worthy, although both…

Isn't "gooks" a slur against Vietnamese people, anyway?

The main problem with putting the screen in the Window would be you could still see through the screen (And the passing scenery), and are limited to however much light is coming through that spot at the time. You can darken it from there, but it would be essentially worthless at night.

Water evaporates, especially in fountains

The latest Arnold/Stallone film is about a futuristic prison that's all transparent cells stacked on top of each other.

My God, The Blacklist is sooooo good. I definitely understand why you guys don't cover it here but I hope you're watching it because it's amazing.

wrong way to go. a built 3.2L I6 is as close to perfect as you can get with this car