Not all humanity, but the ever present minority.

I'll admit, I have a 10 year old ericsson as my phone. I use linux, talk geek for a living and own a dumbphone. My secret shame.

It was some variety of Atari with no hard drive, instead had an attached tape drive. Played crazy crappy submarine game. No idea what either was called

I think it's the overuse of exclamation marks! Everything is so exciting!!!