You just know that he beat on it.

That’s right: they say they’ll buyany car, whether it’s a bus, or a van, or a recreational vehicle, or a Chevy Lumina, or something with a salvage title, or a vehicle that’s been serving as a home to a wild raccoon colony since the Bush years. Any car.

That’s just stealership fantasy pricing. They can ask for any price they want. Either they’ll hold on to that car for a very loooong time for some idiot to come by and pay that ridiculous price OR they’ll drop the price sooner or later.

Let’s have a toast for all the “how to fix (insert broken stuff) on a (insert car)” youtube videos!

Some of you may hate me for this, but I hate the styling of the new retro Dodge Challenger. I actually don’t mind the way the original looks, but these new ones are just hideous and the worst IMO.

Why would you even mention that?

I swear to the mighty gods of all that is four-wheeled, if one of you clowns buys this and so much as looks at Summit Racing...

That Tesla report is just a function of them being a startup. Their expenses will always be much higher in the short run than a ford or GM. It doesn’t mean the Model S isn’t making money, it’s that they are burning through a ton of cash bringing new models online to join the Model S. To say that the “Model S” is…

Woodward Dream Cruise

There will be a presentation in Lecture Hall IV explaining my joke at 7PM followed by an informal meet-and-greet in the lobby. There will be literature available on how to develop a sense of humor at the check-in table.

they could write, “Customer declined repairs” on the estimate and hand it to the customer.

But they ruined the vehicle with this modification. A Jeep Wrangler is a purpose built vehicle. It has one sole purpose, too excel offroading. Now it can no longer do that. Sure, it can now carry 11 people but they will not be comfortable at all and it will be dog slow.

Ah, the “myth” of Highway 1 from San Luis Obispo to Carmel. Wide-open sweepers, beautiful views, etc.

I can guess the truthful responses.

This. I can’t believe how hard this is being marketing - as though it’s an amazing advancement in technology and something we can’t live without. Every mobile phone can create a WiFi hotspot, and share internet out to everyone in the car... without having to buy an extra sim card and account for your car.. so what…

Huh? This is a list of the least powerful cars ever made. The Ambassador is significantly more powerful than anything on this list, why would it deserve a spot?

WHAT? I CAN'T SEE YOUR POST!

jalopnik is a car blog, right? I should think that makes us, as a community, like cars more.

I hate it when I forget my calculator is rad.

Custom Van, oh yes!