I know I’m stating the obvious here, but good God QAnon is batshit.

I personally love when people use the term ‘Beta Male’ or ‘Alpha Male’. It lets you know immediately that they are a complete moron. 

Reading the recap of his past shittiness, he sounds familiar but even then I’m not sure I’m not mixing him up with another annoying boy YouTuber. If we gotta talk about YouTubers can we talk about someone like Natalie Wynn instead?

It doesn’t even need to be tied to age.

I’m always struck by how boring the lives of *most* rich people seem. It’s like being mega-wealthy eliminates the need to have any kind of imagination.

in THE position of power!

If you knowingly fuck a neo Nazi, you are a neo Nazi. Sorry babe. 

as the world finally catches up to the fact that she was a young intern who made a mistake was taken advantage of by an old white man in a position of power.

But, unlike before, I have learned my lesson and I am choosing not to make our decision public.”

Since then, we have decided as parents to consult with our pediatrician and just let him educate us and guide us.

“like a nerd” = “by believing every conspiracy theory I stumbled across”

Always look to Mr. Rogers:

Claiming that pumpkin fucking is an original idea is just absurd. Just go to any 7th grade boys locker room and find out for yourself. Though it may vary. For us it was cantaloupes.

not all trump-supporters are bad people (there are extremely bad people that support him, they are the minority, don’t get that twisted).

No. All Trump supporters are bad people. You know how you know this? Because Donald Trump is kidnapping children and putting them in prison camps in the desert. AND THEY SUPPORT HIM.

No, it wasn’t just “outrage culture”. This was a deliberate campaign from the alt-right, spearheaded by Mike Cernovich, and used in deliberate bad faith for retaliation against Hollywood and the “left” because they were mad that Roseanne Barr was fired from her own show for being a piece of shit.

Yeah, but he only half-directed Justice League. Also, I totally forgot about Justice League, which...is probably how it should be.

This is excellent news for two reasons:

“Extremist views,” she added, “have absolutely no place in New Zealand.”

Hey dude, when she initially came out and told you that (at the very least) you made her uncomfortable...here’s a WILD IDEA for you!