*taps nose*

Drake texts a 14 year old girl about boys, while also having a “friendship” with a 16 year old model who he may or may not be dating now at 18 years old.

It’s so good.  I’m glad to have shared it with people who’ve never seen it.

At least Shia LaBeouf can laugh at himself.

I didn’t know I could hit this point, but after hearing this story I’m finally going to say, can’t she just go away now?

We will see.  It seems likely, but who knows in today’s climate? 

Damn, if it’s polonium, he’s fucked.

“Well then, I won’t have to write that book about murdering you and how to do it.”

My husband wrote me about this, as someone who’d like to be a romance novelist and this was our back and forth.

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And we’ve also both officially been creeped on by you.  Kudos.

I aim to please.

Just because it’s legal, doesn’t mean it isn’t creepy.  

I died on a good hill... a strong hill... bolstered by my brothers and sisters.

I KNOW RIGHT?

Not going to hold my breath. Her output is...questionable at best.

It’s definitely something to try out. Be the pariah of your friend group by following your bliss.

It will be righteous victory... or a proud death, my brother in battle.

This is a fine take.

You have unlocked something sacred and pure.