I live in a state where servers get minimum wage, but we (my boyfriend and I) still tip around 20%. Pretty much the only time we don't is if our service is so bad we complain (which is really rare). 15% USED to be standard but now 20% is. Get on board.

Yeah, he says the Grey Wardens made him get rid of Ser Pounce-a-Lot.

http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Ser_Pounc… - Well a Dragon Age: Awakenings character. I popped on to say pretty much the same thing though.

Hrm... I am a woman and I was a little put off by it right off. I think that it is very likely innocent, but initially I thought it was a little creepy and then when I came to the one where he is looking up her skirt I crossed the border into 'yep, definitely creepy' territory.

http://tomatomagica.tumblr.com/post/837939891… - Check this one out, it gets super crazy.

Hrm... There is a lot to tackle in here and I am ill equipped. Anyone?

Not too surprising. I went to a counter protest at a synagogue in Portland Oregon and they left in like 10 minutes too. Lots of half naked people and drag queens and chanting, "Bigots go home."

My teenage best friend's family had a bobcat named "Sweetpea". She liked to jump from the floor onto my head. She never hurt anybody, but she wasn't particularly friendly either. She was declawed, and I didn't approve of them having her even then, but it is like what can you do? I lived in a redneck town at the…

Compared to 50 Shades of Grey this could win a Pulitzer Prize.

Kinja isn't letting me edit my 'their' to 'they're' which is super annoying.

The child safety seat rules get more strict by the year. I think kids are supposed to sit in boosters until their like 90-100 pounds or something too. Edit: No it is until they are 4'9". I know some adults that short.

SERIOUSLY! I am so shocked that caffeine is winning. I thought this was supposed to be fun, not, "Well champagne is good, but I can't do without my morning coffee."

I had Foie Gras in Profiteroles once and it was pretty much the best damn thing I had ever eaten.

That's probably fair.

Shut your face about Kid Cuisine! Kid Cuisine was like my Holy Grail! I always wanted them but they were too expensive for my Dad so I got Banquet meals or nothing.

You know what else is hard Gwyneth? Being a parent AND a crew member on a movie. Sure they make alright money, but it sure as hell ain't in the millions. Also they get to work 14 hours a day as well, but you know what they don't get? An awesome trailer to take naps in. Yep, you really have it hard. You truly,…

This is miles better than the last season of Dexter. Miles.

But he did say specifically Sean Penn, which makes the whole thing really funny.

But what about the vodka tampon? Who doesn't have a vodka soaked tampon after a hard day. It is a classic.

*cough* PrideandPrejudicewaswritteninthe1800s *cough*