and this is why you always vote, even if you're not ecstatic about the candidates.

When people just hand over their ID when they don't need to, or allows searches because they're "not hiding anything", they're enabling the abuse of authority and giving away everyone's rights as well.

She manages to be extremely cool while going against a lot of what culture says she should. She's not stick thin, she doesn't shove her kid in the camera light, she keeps her marriage private *unless* she chooses to share it in music, she's confident in her body and self, she's just a great all around role model. If I…

Every decade is terrible and awesome at the same time. It is my goal to be so trendy that my children will look at old pictures of me and be embarrassed by all the weird stuff I wore, because while I think I'm hot shit now with my lacy crop tops and chandelier earrings I know that in 30 years we can all look back and…

The whole "alpha/beta" idea is unbelievably stupid. Seems to be primarily used by internet douchebags to insult men who are kind, thoughtful, and egalitarian partners.

Not leaving a tip is such bullshit. Like, it's not enough of a power trip for these guys to perv all over the servers, who can't leave and have to be polite and provide service. Nope, these assholes have to make sure their victims don't even get paid for doing their job while putting up with their nastiness.

It seems like you can't win in the food service industry. If you flirt with customers for a tip, people think you're a 'gross slut', leading them on - whatever else "nice guys" complain about on the internet. If you don't play along with their creepy advances you don't get paid. Lovely.

Holy shit. Never have the words "clicked anyway, was not disappointed" been more appropriate, brava!

I would have gotten The Manager.

I was eating breakfast at a local joint one time. A couple tables away some schmuck was reading the riot act to one of the waitresses about his food. Now, understand, this place was a nice, cheap local diner. The food was OK but Wolfgang Puck wasn't working in the kitchen. I liked it and never had a bad meal there.…

Another bar tending story:

A former friend lived with a woman that was a major stoner. Wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. All the time, smoke. Therefore, her tolerance was very high. (haha...high.) One time we were hanging out and she had made pot brownies, a whole pan of them cut into little squares. She offered them to us and we ate a few,…

I know you're being rhetorical, but can I vote anyway? It's both! No matter how you dress, you're not going to avoid people projecting your sexuality and personality onto your clothes and self-presentation. So you might as well dress however the fuck you want to.

Maybe because I was a child in the '70's but I prefer the shorter shorts. I think the longs ones just look stupid. Especially the swim trunks. If I had to wear a swimsuit that went around my ankles I would scream.

Seconded, fist bump, high five. All of that.

Yeah, I'm leaning towards that explanation. At worst I'd guess Jay said something that he knew would set her off, but that's it. I never thought it weird that Beyonce would leave with Solange, and the fact that she stood so calmly why Solange was flipping out on Jay? Some families really do just do shit like that.

"Jay Z and Solange were spotted shopping for women's jewelry together today—just the two of them—in New York City. What does it all mean!?"—-Damage Control. Olivia Pope must be on the case.

We did?? I took her for a tequila & pot kinda gal.

lol i hope you do because that is so metal....to basically be so internet illiterate that you are like WHAT DOES LAWL EVEN STAND FOR.