I sort of agree! Article headline should be "Flight Diverted After Woman Throws Glass of Water in Tall Man's Face".

Headline:

It's actually 300 m/s brah. While it would be painfully slow to fly through space at 300 km/hr, 300 km/s would be suicide for what he's doing.

ha, I'm glad he was identified. When it comes to a corrupt police force, vigilante is the only way to fix the problem.

Hey Nathan, how's Zoe Quinn? I didn't even read your article because you probably slept with the developer of Five Nights too

HOW ABOUT THAT ZOE QUINN!? KOTAKU ALWAYS COVERS THE IMPORTANT FEMIST STORIES?!

Ya, why would anyone want to make combat tense and weighty by making death actually mean something? And making it optional for after you've mastered the game proper and are looking for a top tier challenge is just absurd, too.

So, pools, toddlers, and female assassins are now officially too difficult to program.

Its like EA and its devs get shittier and shittier every new game... all those features in old games? yeah we cant figure it out in our new one... we'll keep simplifying our new games more and more so we dont have to hire higher paid talent and just pay bottom of the barrel devs to pump out F2P-esque games with HEAVY…

"So EA claims adding pools in Sims 4 isn't easy."

Glassbox engine - powered by lies

The myth that publicly traded companies must *only* make decisions for maximum short-term shareholder profit must die. There is no legal, moral, or ethical clause when going public that mandates this, it is just a corporate cultural ethos that has grown to the point where everyone believes it (especially the…

If you're going to get out of your car on a race track, you run the risk of getting hit.

Alright. Just take all my money.

You can store them in your giant American fridge.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

One month later:

Okay, how about zero? As in, zero tolerance. You assault someone, you are banned from the NFL.