Here is your summary of the events of Episode 1 in this video.

I thought it was called Spreadsheet Simulator

Seriously?

One of the reasons Greenlight was brought in was because Steam kept ignoring or refusing to bring certain games on Steam, and the community kept making complaint threads. Deponia is an example of a game that was initially refused, and Terraria was one that required a lot of community support before Steam let them in.

Valve can do wrong.

Oh, Spacey is the good guy? With all that "you march in there, drop a few bombs and think you can install democracy." part of his speech. That sounds coo...

It's never enough.

Of all the stuff that Bob Hoskin's has done, I feel that it belittles him to even mention the Mario Bros movie on the day he died. Come on, mention Roger Rabbit.

Remember, this is a guy who HATES black men, yet owns a team in a black male dominated sport. He MUST have a deep, deep, deep attachment to owning it (and the player, in his mind) in order to get past that financial cuckolding.

Speaking of which, where's Lando?

What? I call bull shit, if you are bringing back the original cast for some damn reason then you need Mr. Colt 45 himself Billy Dee Williams. If you're bringing everyone else back, why not Lando?

I've had a copy since launch, but I told myself I wouldn't play it until someone at Kotaku gave me permission. Thanks guys.

If they made a sequel to 6 with the same characters I would pre order it no questions asked.

Don't worry, their time will come too.

I still think Zynga is some kind of criminal front or something. I've never met anyone ANYONE who plays zynga games or even knows what zinga is. Yet, they have millions of players? I'm just saying, what better front for a criminal operation that an online gaming service where numbers can easily be inflated.

"Well... Shit."

I ran into one of my old friends from way-back-when, and when I said I worked in games he said he worked on Evony. When I responded with "Oh, the game with the boobs in the ads?", he spent the next hour or two trying to convince me that "IT'S A LEGITIMATE GAME".

Guildwars and smite. Exactly what I'm playing atm...with day z thrown in every now and then. Good choices! The only problem is that orange icon...

Oh shit, I have years of nuclear physics/engineering schooling and practical training but I'd need to brush up on anything more than cursory knowledge.

I remember acceleration is approximately 32 ft/sec^2...but much more than that I haven't really used in almost a decade.

UO was my first mmo. my siblings and i started started playing about a year after it came out! such wonder, such magic! we played for years and I remember how long it took to save up for our first boat. and then eventually a small house! glorious times.
now it's just an empty shell with countless npc vendors.
i haven't…