Do not fret, small ones. We, the glorious PC Master Gaming Gods do not take offense at your neglect of mentioning us. It would be as if a human became angered over two ants fighting over a pittance of bread. We shall simply remain aloof and observe from above.

Well, I'm pretty sure the Aviation fuel that had been leaking all over from the crashed military helicopter had something to do with the collapse. But, afterall, since the show isn't based on "actual events" or "reality" my mind can allow things like a wine rack falling "inside the store" and causing the roof to…

Good strong opening for the season. I was worried we'd get a tepid start.

It was with LucasArts.

I think most of my tech support experiences have been pleasant. I've had to work with Microsoft's support crew a couple of times and both times the person on the other end was helpful and got the issue sorted out fairly quickly.

They totally have MechJeb installed on that thing.

Someone better throw a sheet over that woman before she appears in Anita Sarkeesian's next video. You don't want to get caught enjoying the female form. That's sinful.

Its too early for the Jezebel crowd to be looking in the other Gawker sites for ammunition. Should be safe for now ;) lol.

According to her, this is what humanity should be:

Note to women. Quit pretending you care about the beard. My beard is amazing.... it doesn't get me chicks. Pretty sure you are interested in the other bits of this guy.

In all seriousness, I believe this is the third or fourth time a Kinja site has putt his article up.

How many times have you guys posted this?

But—But, what about the 100% necessary power of THE CLOUD Microsoft axed at the last second? :-o

The bikini thing is a false comparison. While not all women in Muslim nations are forced to completely cover up, some are. No woman in a western nation is forced to wear a bikini. That's a choice.

*gasps* you noticed a difference in skin color?!? RACIST! SHUN! SHUN!

I like how in the article it's called 'SimCity Online', which is the name it should have always had from the beginning.

If square enix or Ubisoft had made SimCity, it'd be considered a failure with numbers "that low."

What a world we live in.

I agree, I'm going to start eating exclusively McDonald's because the grocery store just has too many crazy choices.

if she stays in orbit with a relatively straight trajectory, there's always a chance that she'd meet up with her crew in about 90 minutes.