GeraltOfTrivia
GeraltOfTrivia
GeraltOfTrivia

This GIF is very appropriate.

I know it's a real shiny happy mindset to believe that people in the middle east, and Egypt in particular, are just like people here and sexual assault is a problem with random perverts and women in bikini tops being called sluts, but it's not.

X1: "Where are you going, dad?"

Sounds pretty much like the translation of "You're fired." from normal people language to business language all right. I would be more surprised by that assumption not being true.

We are pleased to announce our new director of PR, Adam Orth!

Ahh yes, the classic Miecraft. I hear that it won garm of the year in 20xx.

EA must think consumers are stupid. How much sale are they really thinking they'll get for this.

It's kind of cute, if it was Free (like it should be) I might use it.
For 9$? No Thanks.
I haven't signed onto that thing in Months.
Not really planning to.

Actually I'm pretty sure that was an intentional reference to the Godzillasaurus, which has two brains. I doubt Guillermo actually believes the myth because all it would take is a quick google search, and plenty of others would have told Guillermo if he did.

Yeaaaah, a fourth grader fresh off a field trip to the NHM knows that shit!

The whole thing about dinosaurs having two brains is a well known myth. Do google searches first, Hollywood script writers!

The dialog ain't great.

Despite being correct, he's only saying that because the Xbone is less powerful overall (there is no argument, check the anandtech overview of the two) than the PS4. If the Xbone had more power, you better believe he'd be screaming about it being the key to better games.

I would be all for a movie length Don Cheadle Captain Planet.

+1

I bet you're a joy to see movies with.

But that's not a cliche ending at all, cliche implies it's done all of the time. You're just psychic apparently.

Then you might as well just need to stop watching movies and playing games if all your gonna do is guess what its gonna be about, lol. That just takes all sense of enjoyment away from everything and everyone. Even yourself, man.

Isn't this just sex work? I mean, it's just sex work, right?