Hooray for climate change deniers. They will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true, regardless of what 97% of actual scientists say.

I can see it now. Aaron Paul as Aaron, speaking for Moses because he had a speech impediment.

Yeah, what they don't show is the 100 times he lost by drawing shit cards before getting that lucky draw in this one match. Notice that he's only rank 17, which is pretty average and easy to attain.

50 hours later the game will end with you being forced to choose to drink from one of 3 cups, each filled with red, blue, or green liquid. These will lead to 'vastly different' endings narrated by Buzz Aldrin, for some reason. Remember that party member who died earlier? He somehow appears when you're having at your…

Soooo...when do we expect the riots and killing sprees to begin?

This is their religion. If you took down the Cristo Redentor and replaced it with Buddy Christ in a Brazilian football uniform, these people would probably be happier with it.

One thing you didn't mention Kirk, is that the loot is all randomized. If you find a chest or win a boss fight that gives blue/green/orange loot, and the loot turns out to not be something you want, if you reload and do it again you will get totally different loot. It's kind of cheezy, but useful to know.

Spears/Tridents etc are there but they fall under the two-handed weapons man-at-arms skillsets. There seems to be a very large variety of weapons that get more exotic as you level up.

Expect for that part where you have different classes, full character customization, non-linear co-op gameplay where you can find tons of different armor/weapon types, missions on the moon, earth, mars, venus, etc etc.

Ouch. Seems like I need to start putting trigger warnings before any WoW related comments.

World of Warcraft and the MMO culture had a big contribution to the prevalence of this word. The 2nd best, most prevalent weapons there are of 'Epic' quality. The only better types of weapons are 'Legendary'. When people get together to do raids, they complain about what epics do or do not drop. People got in…

I paid to go see this movie to be entertained. Being entertained, to me, is being left with some sort of happy feeling when the entertainment medium is finished. I never have understood why some people want to see films that bring them down and leave you with a sad feeling afterwards. Seems to me that if you wanted…

They're still having female-only events because it encourages gamer girls who may be afraid of men to come participate. You know how men get after they play video games, looking at females with those rapey stares. Men are animals and cannot be trusted to control their gazes and words.

I think this is what spawned the rumor that you could do a 'Nudality' on Sonya. "Well she was in playboy, so..."

When I told my parents I needed a Voodoo 2 Black Magic card, their conservative Christian minds nearly exploded.

You said it. It's not like the Earth has a shortage of humans. Adding another human and the carbon footprint that goes along with it is far more 'selfish' than consciously choosing not to.

Funny Games was such a terrible movie. That rewind part really made no sense and was incredibly stupid. After that trainwreck was finally over I remember being angry for having sat through such a piece of shit film.

If there ever is another draft, it will again be conveniently from the masses of poor and minorities who can't afford to be in college at the time, or conveniently on a Mormon missionary trip in France. The Mitt Romneys of the world will still find some way to evade serving their country.

Thanks. You saved me from wasting a bunch of time. I watched the first episode today and was mildly curious, but I want answers. No answers = no watch.