I can see it now. Aaron Paul as Aaron, speaking for Moses because he had a speech impediment.

Yeah, what they don't show is the 100 times he lost by drawing shit cards before getting that lucky draw in this one match. Notice that he's only rank 17, which is pretty average and easy to attain.

50 hours later the game will end with you being forced to choose to drink from one of 3 cups, each filled with red, blue, or green liquid. These will lead to 'vastly different' endings narrated by Buzz Aldrin, for some reason. Remember that party member who died earlier? He somehow appears when you're having at your…

Soooo...when do we expect the riots and killing sprees to begin?

This is their religion. If you took down the Cristo Redentor and replaced it with Buddy Christ in a Brazilian football uniform, these people would probably be happier with it.

One thing you didn't mention Kirk, is that the loot is all randomized. If you find a chest or win a boss fight that gives blue/green/orange loot, and the loot turns out to not be something you want, if you reload and do it again you will get totally different loot. It's kind of cheezy, but useful to know.

Spears/Tridents etc are there but they fall under the two-handed weapons man-at-arms skillsets. There seems to be a very large variety of weapons that get more exotic as you level up.

Expect for that part where you have different classes, full character customization, non-linear co-op gameplay where you can find tons of different armor/weapon types, missions on the moon, earth, mars, venus, etc etc.

They're still having female-only events because it encourages gamer girls who may be afraid of men to come participate. You know how men get after they play video games, looking at females with those rapey stares. Men are animals and cannot be trusted to control their gazes and words.

I think this is what spawned the rumor that you could do a 'Nudality' on Sonya. "Well she was in playboy, so..."

When I told my parents I needed a Voodoo 2 Black Magic card, their conservative Christian minds nearly exploded.

You said it. It's not like the Earth has a shortage of humans. Adding another human and the carbon footprint that goes along with it is far more 'selfish' than consciously choosing not to.

This is the most horrible version of 'journalism' I have ever seen.

Derp.

You're pretty naïve if you think that a video game that features equal torture/murder of men vs women would magically be acceptable to feminists. It would not. They'll complain about that too, because in their minds, violence against men is OK, but against women, not so much. They aren't for equality at all.

I'm arguing that video games are more murderous and abusive to men as a gender. Feminists claim to be about equality. That is a lie. Equality would mean we would see them demanding the bad with the good, but they never do. And if you ever had a video game that DID have women existing in the capacity where you…

I don't necessarily agree with your comments about the OP, but I like how you pointed out the 'disposable male' theme that video games have had since day 1, and how feminists never ever ever bring it to light.Why is it OK for men to be expected to sacrifice their lives for the sake of a woman, but not the other way…

It's like she's against the whole concept of having female NPCs. She's totally OK though with doing whatever you want with male NPCs tho. They are, after all, disposable.

In real strip clubs, real women are prone to abuse. Women in video game strip clubs are not real. Whatever kickstarter money she spent on arguing against how bad video game strip clubs are, would have been better spent being donated to an organization that actually helps abused women.