The only perfect form of government is one that can cater to the needs of it's citizens on a hyper-reactive level. I for one would welcome our new Machine God.

This x 1 bazillion.

Piper Kerman. According to Kotaku %40 of you ladies are hardcore gamers, so I have no doubt you'll get the obscure reference.

Margery marries Tommen instead of Joffrey. Instead of waiting for an heir with a monster, she can basically rule by influencing a little boy who isn't all f'd in the head.

It seems like a good time until Dirty McNeverbathes straps the Rift upon his crusty cranium and gives you, the next lucky player, head lice and pink-eye.

If you want to be 'biblically scientific' about it...incest only produces deformed children because recessive traits become more pronounced, when they would have otherwise been overwritten. If you bred two people who had near perfect genes with no flaws, the fact that they're brother and sister wouldn't really matter.

In his defense, it seems like most of the bugs were restricted to console players. If you are one with the Master Race, it's sometimes hard to sympathize with our beloved console using smallfolk.

In response to the overly harsh 'Not Yet' rating that was given to this game, I played through the entire thing (all side-quests) on PC and only encountered one bug. I haven't heard any horror stories about how it's a broken, unplayable game, ala the original Dark Souls for PC.

In Wildstar, the more rare 'decor' you decorate your house with, the more rest experience you will get when you log out there. But yeah it's not like Ultima Online where you plop down a house everyone can run by and drool over it.

All of the Office 2013 applications open on the desktop, and they all have a close button. None of them open in the Modern UI.

Close enough!

Not sure if your lack of literacy is a brilliant attempt at trolling or if you're legitimately stupid.

Our Canadian neighbors to the north will be an excellent source of hockey players.

The Chinese would heartily agree with you, consequences be damned.

His first mistake is actually paying attention to what dumbasses on Twitter have to say.

It would be a much better discussion if it was about logic. And it's illogical to assume that an all-powerful being wouldn't bother to do something with 100 billion galaxies teeming with planets just because us humans think that the wording of 'made us in his image' makes us feel special.

Uhh look, not really interested in getting in a weird theological discussion with quotes of scripture. If you want to believe in God, you have to assume that he is all-powerful, and could pretty much do whatever he wanted. And if he did go off and do something on another planet, there is no compulsion for him to…

Who's to say God can't have more than one image? Maybe he changes his image like we change our pants. He is supposed to be all-powerful and omnipotent, after all. Wouldn't you want to change things up every now and then if you existed for all eternity?

Predictions for all the incoming posts:

You can cheat in DayZ standalone too.