It's for the truly hardcore. Only casuals use Wi-Fi.

Yes. EVE is one of the few games left that actually punish you for failure.

This is what life sounds like when you turn an Excel spreadsheet into an MMOG.

Zazbar. Zazbar Zazbar Zazbar.

I hear for an additional $9, you can buy DLC for space blimps.

Right. It's not like it's hard to level up anyway. It takes very minimal effort to quest your way to the level cap. I wouldn't call getting to 90 'winning'. Now if they started selling tier armor and epic weapons, that's another story.

SimCity, to me, is like going to a bar and ordering a few drinks. You look across the bar and you see a beautiful woman staring back at you. She comes closer, you buy her a drink, you get to know her and you start having a great time. After a few drinks you start to kiss, and there is some heavy petting. …

I don't recall where in the game that they explained there were actually dozens of others who were immune as well. Can you point out where you came across that information?

Getting fired/kicked out of school and being put in jail for 8 years are two extremely different situations.

Meh. No big deal.

Yeah. He got 'Adam Orth'd'.

Ahh yes, the classic Miecraft. I hear that it won garm of the year in 20xx.

Yeah, can't miss out on that Cloud power. I know for a fact that it made my SimCity experience waaaaay better.

Start turning your head when trailers come on? Seriously, it does wonders. Remember how secretive they were about The Matrix when it first came out? I went and saw it without knowing much about the movie, and I distinctly remember enjoying it more because less had been spoiled.

+1

I bet you're a joy to see movies with.

*points and screams* girl in the refrigerator! SHUN! SHUN!

It's difficult, but having one ear free of mouthbreathers on PSN or Xbox Live is totally worth it.

I think what a lot of people are overlooking is that this kind of incident (the mass destruction in Metropolis) sets up the theme for the sequel, which has already been approved to be created.

It must suck to be so cynical. Maybe you have Ass Burgers syndrome.