Why are they pulling it from the side to begin with? Best case scenario is what, the whole thing tips over and they drag it on its side through the mud?

Why is the Jeep in the top GIF twitching with each blink of the directional?

Where are the pictures of the interior? It looks good from the outside, but you still drive it from the inside.

I had these seats in a ‘93 Taurus station wagon. Not exotic.

Why? Just ... why?

I was going to say god forbid they just merge into traffic like normal people, but this is way better than shutting down the entire highway for miles. In the mid-80s, I was driving to night school south on 95 in Connecticut when I noticed there wasn’t a single car northbound on 95. A few minutes later, I noticed there…

Holy shit. Get another job. Read something else at lunch time. Get better co-workers. Get better management.

Crackpipe at any price.

I went to and later worked at a boarding school that had a hockey rink and took care of the ice with a zamboni made out of a Jeep. They were still using it in the mid-80s. Edit: See that someone posted a picture — that is exactly what my school’s looked like. I had always assumed that it was some one-off that someone…

Having decent tread on your tires is 90 percent of the game.

When I saw that first photo I just couldn’t scroll down to vote Crack Pipe fast enough.

Crack pipe, as in, what the hell are you smoking?

Back when Baby on Board signs were all the rage, Brock Yates went on a rant in Car & Driver ridiculing the suggestion that other drivers were being any less cautious around cars that didn’t have babies in them, and proposed a sign just for for babyless drivers: “No Baby on Board, So Take Your Best Shot”. I totally…

You misspelled “not quite as ugly.”

I toe-heel, although I’m braking with more like the middle of my foot (instep) and blipping with my toes. I’ve tried heel-toeing and I just can’t move my heel (size 9) enough to the right to do it properly, and it feels like I’m not well-planted on the brake pedal. To be honest, when I heard about heel-toeing, I just…

This might be the picture in the dictionary next to “crack pipe.”

Wrecked?

“This is so achingly beautiful, it makes me happy just to be alive in the same world where this exists.”

My total-piece-of-sh*t ‘93 Taurus station wagon got further than that before puking its transmission all over the highway. He should get 3 times that just changing the oil on schedule.

It’s fiction! None of it matters!