As I originally thought, there’s a rather specific demographic that thinks this whole thing is just fucking hilarious. I clicked every one of those twitter links, and the faces are basically interchangeable. There are a lot of people who don’t find this shit funny (nor classify them as jamokes). I’m one of them.

I just spent a week in New York after 3 years in the Chicago suburbs. Guess what? New York is kind of a crowded shithole, full of assholes.

Most amazing is someone still doesn’t know how to hold a phone properly. Unless they’re 6 years old.

It's ok to state your beliefs as long as they agree with the liberal media agenda. That is all.

Baseball has changed radically from the ye olde days. Umpires are no longer the only guys stopping the players from killing each other. If players want to disagree with your strikezone, even using strong language, LET THEM. Shrug your shoulders and go back to calling the game.

I mean, probably. You mostly cherry-picked. The vast majority of the candidates last night were not in favor of any of the things you mentioned.

It would be so amazingly awesome if we just dissolved the United States. Liberals would suddenly run out of Other Peoples Money, who would they mooch off of instead?

How is it so hard to believe when there has been almost zero broadcast coverage in the U.S. for the European leagues? Only recently has NBC Sports picked up the premier league. Who enjoys following a sport on the internet via box scores and reporter accounts of a match?

A white guy who claimed to be black. In other words, an attention-seeking liar.

I’m sure the guy with the unattainable-by-normal-means-physique who missed almost half of his career games due to injury and played during the height of the steroid era was clean because...he said so? Did you also believe Barry Bonds, ARod and Lance Armstrong?

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

What did his teammates do to deserve this? No, seriously, from the video, I assume this game is being played in a prison.

“What the fuck are statistics?”

Scioscia: Hey, maybe I can come up to your air-conditioned, spreadsheet-lined office and tell you not to sign a junkie for 5 years, $125 million.

I find this really surprising. I think the women’s soccer game is just as compelling as the men’s.

I see. You’re one of those. I’ve known people like you, Billy, using other people’s eyes to see things, leaving them red and painful while your own stay bright and clear. And then, when you finally use your own you’re all, “I saw it with my own two eyes!”, like we’re supposed to be impressed that you finally used them…

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

Pretty surprised that “some god damn peace and quiet for once” doesn’t top this list.

Wait till they find out that they have a soccer team in MLS that’s actually won 2 titles since 2006.