I bought this 1992 Mazda 323 with 100000 miles for $1(minimum legal vehicle purchase price in Alberta). The clearcoat is totally gone but the car is super solid with not one spec of rust. I plan on giving this a new rattle can paint job and use this as my commuter.

Even if I wasn't in Texas right now, there's no amount of money you could pay me to voluntarily get on I-66 to Dulles Airport.

I tried so hard to keep a straight face, but when Mr. Regular calls you screaming on the toilet, it's basically impossible.

Bought this two weeks ago for $2000. Have put maybe $100 into it for maintenance so far and it gets mid-20's mpg. Yes, it is my daily.

Why not just require that cars have a fucking glitter dispenser?

I sat in one at the dealership when I was buying my 19,000 dollar Elantra last month. Nice car, but I have no frame of reference...I don't sit in (or drive) 60k cars....ever.

Knock knock.