Disney's own Monster High.

This sounds insane.

This sounds terrible. I can't wait.

Seems to be the current "STEAL THIS THEME!" with Monster High (kids of famous horror flick monsters) and related garbargle. Let's exploit the imaginary next generation only cute them up like Bratz and sell them to your little darlings, along with plastic high schools, cars and accessories! Yay, a new thing to waste…

Wait wait wait!! You mean...Disney villains have been allowed to procreate via conjugal visitations?!?!?....

Couldn't Jafar have more than one child. He was a powerful sorcerer in a relatively large city. He could easily have dozens.

Ah...my webcomic is called 'Descendant'. ...now I feel so...so...dirty. Oh well, moving on!

is this what everyone in Storybrooke ran away from?

I have a better idea. Everyone on the island fights to the death and the survivor gets to be allowed back into the Fairy Lands as the Ultimate Defeater of Evil.

So all the Disney villains are banging each other in their co-ed prison? That's gonna make one hell of a porn parody.

You know I was going to say "HEY what about Sam's whole thing with the werewolves and the other shapeshifters and his super hot single mom girlfriend?"

You seem a bit overly touchy about this very clear connection.

The slippery slope of an argument as dumb as the one you are offering is that eventually you'll argue yourself into holding your breath til you die. A true win-win argument indeed.