Fuck Virginia. Got an 86 in a 60 in a rainstorm in the middle of the night on I-95. At most, I was going just over 70. Utter and complete bullshit. Not enough traffic to confuse me with some other car. Some state trooper who looked about 15 pulled me over. Reckless driving is >25 mph. Fuck Virginia.

Bought a 2015 WRX STi Launch Edition.

1. This thing is carbon fiber, which means part of the bill includes shipping it to and from Maranello for a visit to their autoclave. This isn't an Honest John's Auto Body & Towing job, even if the wreck kind of was.

A car like this isn't exactly "totaled" in the sense of a Hyundai being totaled. Where this car is considered historically significant it will only appreciate in value and people won't mind paying for the repair. Also, the $560,000 repair bills comes from Ferrari Specialists that know exactly what they are doing and…

But who the hell wants to buy an Enzo with "handmade custom parts"?! They want Ferrari parts.

Airbags are only $3200! Nuts and bolts are $0.90 to $1.75 - almost reasonable!

Malala knows what's up. I am terrified for her but I hope she never stops.

Here's a movie line for ya ... "Lighten up, Francis!"

... There goes my lunch.

"Feeling parched? Urine luck!"

Ironically, the one on the right is all I hear when Joe Buck speaks

Huh. I'm 35 and as long as I get at least 6-7 hours sleep, I can put away a bottle of wine without feeling it the next day. I wonder: is this because I drink too much & have developed a tolerance, or is this WHY I drink too much?
hmmmmm.
Chicken / egg. Bottom's up!

I find it incredibly interesting that throughout all of this, she's consistently failed to mention that UT-Austin didn't reject her outright. They offered her a chance to attend one of its system campuses (UT-Dallas was floated as the best option), earn at least a 3.2 GPA during her freshman year (she maintained a…

While pouring millions into Israeli defense coffers so they can gleefully conduct this genocide without a peep of international descent. These tools taking selfies and praying for a Arab free homeland are a sign of how complete their radicalization is. I won't weep when they lose one of theirs.

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

I identify with this guy completely. *finally gets Porsche* *plays with headlights* *maniacal giggling*

Umm... They broke in because a county in their DMA was placed under a tornado warning, which they deem to be a life-threatening situation. According to the law of the land, local stations HAVE to break in if they believe there is a life-threatening situation.

This! There are a lot of replies attributing their behavior to the possibility of food, but they'll gather around anything unusual that isn't openly threatening. You stand around in a pasture doing nothing but chewing and pooping, you get bored.

Cows also appreciate jazz.