He's so post-racial that he wants credit for representing houndstooth and gingham print. This honestly reads like a very, very high person talking. A very, very high person who should stop talking.

Mino, I really love your "I'm not racist, but haoles need to learn to act more like Islanders and fit in" defense of this crazy lady. I've never heard anything like that before, except from every Southern cracker ever.

I thought this was the most uncomfortable test drive ever:

I used to sell cars for a living. I had one guy who came by the dealership on foot to try the then new, EVO X. I took him out, and he just mashed it the entire drive.

I only say this because between jobs, I briefly was a new car salesman which I knew wasn't going to last. I only wish I had this person as my last customer. I would would have stopped the test drive in mid route and stranded this bitch. Then I would have quit upon returning the car by throwing the keys at the manager…

"It's because of you I continue to work. Thank you! : )"

Say it with me now.

Bro, this isn't even the best video they have. This one broke their bandcamp last week and prompted me to pull out a sax for the first time in a decade.

Not a busker, but not a buster either.

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

So nice, definitely the best looking STI to date.

grado SR-80i

Just a big, mean 4.0 flat six. With a lot of power. Someone make it happen.

Dear subaru....

I have no issue with a player coming out and good for him. But the media doesn't get it.

Ha.... nope. While less reliable than a civic / corolla - go compare reliability of Subaru's to that of VW - that's where you can start talking about unreliability.

I liked those but I loved Gracie hustling her parents for a puppy.

Who pissed in their Cheerios? The multiracial family from the earlier commercial.