Think of it as a FiveFinger discount.

"It's a murder, Marge. A muuurder."

Yup. Drownproofing courses recommend the Dead Man's Float or a similarly stationary tactic.

Let me make sure I have this right:

No, he just copied the full text into a text message and sent it. My phone will automatically split the message up into texts with the allowed number of characters, and just send them out one after the other. So he copies the text once, hits send, then walks away while the other guy receives 1,000 text messages one…

They lose points for casting a 90's stoner dude in Naomie Harris' role.

And if only someone would have stopped Germany before they got the warmachine really going at start of WW2.

I don't know why people expect movie characters to always perform optimally and not make any "dumb moves". People do them in real life too, sometimes you just can't think the right thing to do in the…

She shot Bond and freaked out. She just killed her friend. I'm glad you have nerves of steel though and would have taken him out, good to know.

Ah, GTAV's over-restrictive death cam strikes again.

Flappy bird destroyed my family, and stole my wife.

The older I get, the more I think most young women are lovely. We are pretty hard on ourselves, but I really think most of us enjoy a degree of symmetry and one or two attractive features. I'm always blown away when "regular" looking Jezzies put up pictures of themselves.

Obama's expression is absolutely fantastic. Who are these clowns and why are they in my Oval Office?

And with this one post, the latest copy of kerbal, having no classes on my schedule for monday's, a paper not started or due until midnight, and a bitter ex girlfriend... I think im about to spend the next 10 hours in space

Nobody goes to the ravine out the edge of town anymore; not since the growling started...

I love how they say "believed to be the biggest" as if someone might be secretly harboring a LARGER dog somewhere that despite it's size, has somehow escaped notice.

NOT IF A 7ft DOG WAS THERE TO STOP THEM

A 7ft cat will have already feasted upon your flesh, at about 4ft or so.

Or a reference to the fact that out of his 50+ bestselling books, his main characters are an equal mix of men and women. I can't think of another bestselling author who can say the same, honestly. He does care about these issues.

What's the point in anyone even attempting to understand why they were wrong and move on if we're going to punitively insist on people who mess up "living with the consequences"? Christ. People fuck up. It would be better if they hadn't, but apologizing is better than not apologizing. And believing that no one wants…

The same girl he tried to shoot to death when she was with her boyfriend. How about we all leave her alone. Shes had enough trouble with stalkers and doesnt need any more to add to the restraining order list.