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Looks like John Candy

3-series wagon

Wait a god damn minute!
Babies CAN fly?
Son-of-a-B!
I'm calling my therapist right now! False memory be damned!!

Need some clarity... do you mean with someone else?

did that thing just shit out a helicopter? duuuuude!?

A wee bit early for porn - isn't it... but... hey... what the heck... we are all adults here... aren't we?
;)

perzactly

Fuck in Russian is трахаться - which sounds like 'tru-hats-a'

SInce they are in the lower hemisphere - wouldn't the rope be pushing the front car?

I thought it was this family...

How 'bout 'The Ronnie Woody'

I give you 'The Robin Williams-mobile'

'V8 fists beautifully' - - - well - here's my V-8 FIST! KaPOW!

Give new hiree a 'golden parachute' to keep under their desk - - - thin the herd by having some actually contain cash instead of a canopy!

It was caused by Ahhhhnold's character Mr Chill's greatgreatgreatgreatgrandfather

My wife and I both slice our golf balls into a field of cattle. I went to look for them when I noticed one of the balls is sticking our of the cow's rear end. I lifted it's tail and noticed my wife's monogram on the ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow's backside. While holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to

Zed-twentyeight... that's right - I SAID IT! Bring it on pleebs!