Nice hatchback.

I pick the “Retro-Clause”. Each manufacturer brand (Chevrolet, Toyota, Jeep...) gets to build one classic model (Gen 1 Corvette, 80's pickup, CJ-5) without concerns about safety ratings, pollution, or mileage rating. No, they don’t get to be updated with ABS, dash tablet touch-screens, or cameras.. (MAYBE a port to…

Wait! You left out the best part of the story. What types of second least expensive whiskeys do you drink? Scotch, Bourbon, Irish, Canadian, and/or Japanese?

Not a fan of that face, too much grille, but why not.

E-bay?

Must’ve been all the e-mails.

I feel bad for starring your truth.

Wow! If you two are getting this much hate mail, I can only imagine the amount and vitriol that is being sent to the idiots that killed Splinter and Deadspin.

Welp you did it.  You actually got me to read about a Nissan Kicks.  Never saw that coming.

This article lets me ask a question I always wondered about:

Thanks. I was wondering about that.

Is there a radiator big enough to warrant the grille, or is there a bunch of plastic blocking most of the airflow?

Only if the new Frontier comes with bumpers of “Real Steel” will I be satisfied.

Kristen’s Fancy

Sorry guys, but Erin Marquis made the best choice.

I want to know what you are feeling as you drive this car and know, deep in your heart and soul, that Mike, Justin, and Kristen chose poorly for their 500hp rides.

Challenge accepted

That primal scream at the end was awesome!

I think you need to put those Jalop credentials to work and talk to Nissan’s head of design in person to find out and correct this travesty.

Are they planning to put this engine in the Ranger?