Pro-level trolling. I think you triggered a bunch of snowflakes. Maybe they can ask their nearest SJW for help understanding irony.

3 years and 50 weeks to go.

COTD.

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Not to worry, Vlad is Trump’s new bff, there’s no threat here. Now Mexico on the other hand...

How many minutes by Hyperloop™®©?

“I drive at 54 MPH, because 55 is the LIMIT.”

“A tow truck can’t take your car if you turn the wheel all the way.” -owner in response to “WHY DID YOU TURN? WHY DID YOU FUCKING TURN?!?!”

I hope someone towed the driver that he was doing it wrong.

Dude, do you know how terrifying the 9 cloaking-equipped aircraft carriers are?

America First industrial changes will rid us of all that pesky sea-ice. Problem solved.

Awesome. Let me get this right, the Affordable Care Act costs the government about 110 billion a year and GOP considers that way too much, but McCain wants to spend ***an additional*** 86 billion per year on military?

They didn’t lose America in the first civil war...

They switched to Monster Cables.

Just out of curiosity, in a potential Debt of Honor scenario (Tom Clancy novel) how many cabinet heads are in the way of Mattis being President?

I really like this guy. He’s very intelligent and a student of history. I think his views are going to be at odds with the current administration, but he’ll bust his ass to make the U.S. military ready for any current or future conflict. He cares very much about the soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines.

His secret service detail will drop every mustang owner as a potential threat

A new Grand Sport basically has “Joe Biden” written all over it!

which is why it’s so enjoyable to watch them fail. yes, i’m a sadist.