Here's hoping the psychos stayed home and we don't have to find out which 'burban has the gun...

Trust in the engineers, for they shall set you free!

Apparently he didn't get the memo from Clarkson's office...

@dustystrings: What do you get if you use L and E twice?

@baldy_pm: Look, you shamed them into it! ;)

@DWBF1: Yeah, but that was a diesel ;)

@trevor2k: Which is still awesome, but not quite as totally rad as diesel would be.

I voted nice price just because I want the damn thing. Don't have $6k to drop on it, and it would probable be rusted to nothingness 2 months after transplanting it to Roadsaltvania, but I don't care.

@Turbolence88: Cinquecento, pronto!!

Commandant of the Commentariat Proletariat!

@pauljones: and don't get me started on brushless outrunner motors... or DC "pancakes"

@cgarison: No doubt the man can drive... I just miss the myth.

TK-421, get back to your post! The boss saw you out joyriding and he is PISSED.

Due to budget constraints, the part of the Stig will be played by this week's "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car".

Better idea: FIAT buys Jeep and the entire Chrysler dealer network. Continues Jeep production and sales and adds in the best that Fiat, Alfa and Lancia have to offer badged as GUESS WHAT?! Fiats, Alfa and Lancias.

@HammSammich: I thought that's how the Sontarans came about?

@Ash78: That was totally awesome in a Jezebel Banhammer worthy way. I approve!

@Mike the Dog: Easy enough to script it with a time limitation. Well, you'd think so anyway. Enough to help the fumble fingered among us but still capture for posterity the drunken jewels that we love to read the next morning!

Screw the crappy body kit, just give me the Cappuccino, extra foam.

@Mad_Science: Thank you Jesus Jones :)