Hash pipe. Wait, what?

My life is depressing enough without seeing the relentless stream of potential projects that Califunyuns dispose of so callously...

@Maymar is convinced M.C. Escher engineered his car: @something_unique_and_descripti...: Thank you, you got it. I am well aware of the Chrysler minivan's contribution to the evolution of the species... but as noted, the minivan itself is wholly irrelevant in the post-SUV crossover era.

@six: Trying to steal Ash's WCOTD already? ;)

@MaxSmart32: If cars follow the general trend in manufacturing, it'll be Malaysia.

#3 has not been relevant for years, and #6 never will be.

K20 swapped tuner edition @ next SEMA show then?

Having to stop for gas across the river from Camden at 11PM. The attendant was behind a little bulletproof airlock, and you had to pay the bums stationed at every pump to fill 'er up.

Something is rotten in Denmark

@contender is a high performance machine, so he had to be fi...: Dammit! My pop culture humor library is just now integrating Team America, I'm a little behind...

Hat tip for passing on the obvious "Silent but Deadly" headline.

My god, Michelle Pfeiffer really let herself go...

@timtoolman: If there is truth in beauty, and beauty in truth, then anything said about that Panamerian pile of poo is, in fact, spoken by a lying sack of shit.

@Ray Wert: No Child Left Behind is working in Detroit

@Ray Wert: So, it was an open book test, and each one was given their own version of the text. Gotcha.

Are you grading on a curve?

@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: I'd say you have an APtitude for this sort of thing...

Where does he keep his katana?

Nice to know there's no separation anxiety.

@Rust-MyEnemy—ymenEyM-tsuR: ROFLMAO