Because the nature of finding a full-time job while possible is only A option.
Some folks find doing this(which for some is beyond full time hours*) to be more fulfilling.

Oh, you don’t just get the ad-free YouTube, you also get google music(or whatever the hell it’s called) as part of the deal.

Oddly enough it seems as though there are no eyepatches in the game.
Weird.

But wait, wouldn’t an eyepatch be an accessory?

When was the last time Sony attempted to release a major Vita game.

Well I’m gonna take a rough guess and say you’re not in the United States.

Here you go. It’s a bit of a classic.

Somewhere out there, a mysteriously large portion of number counters* started groaning inexplicably.

You can only hope that if the big corporate developed headsets target the $300 range, then at least Lucky would try.
Odds are though that Oculus will overspec the initial system pushing it out of the magic point.
Didn’t they figure out the sickness bit with the triangles where your nose is supposed to be visually? I…

You guys really need to do what we have up here in Canada.

You wanna know the exact problem with 3D?

Oh, you don’t have to take the negative comments.

On the plus side, the CIA is probably really loving this game.

Eh Contra has had more revivals/entries that Ghouls and Ghosts.
That’s why it get’s more call backs.

The problem is that those levels are optional.
You didn’t need to play through the hidden levels to beat the game.

If the cutscenes feature those Henson puppets...

I’m not expecting expertly hand crafted levels.
Just levels that look decent to okay and are not “pulling your hair out”* difficult.

Very hard apparently.

If it makes you feel better, their latest title, Mario Maker does exactly what you want.

The grand line is in the middle of the world, it’s basically the equator*.